'The Otherwise', starring:
His Lordship uncle Nick Cave as Mark E Smith
Santiago Segura as Marc Riley
Marc Riley as Steve Hanley
Abella Danger as Brix Smith
Richard Ayoade as Guitarist Tech Promoted to Lead Guitar Player
Jack Nicholson as Margaret Thatcher
Morrissey as Billy Duffy
Mary-Ann Hhhhhhobbs as John Peel
Pat Nevin as (we'll find a part for him)
Steve Morris, Maxine Peake, Fabrice Luchini as the successive drummer
Julian Clary as Satanic Biker #1
William Shatner as Satanic Biker #2
John Cooper Clarke as Martin Hannett
Barry Adamson as Kazoo Player
Sir Alex Ferguson as Mark E Smith's da
Shaun Ryder as Mark E Smith's son
John Robb as local radio reporter
Sarah Cracknell as Sarah Cracknell
Danny de Vito as Pete Shelley
featuring Sean Paul
directed by Peter Strickland with additional scenes by Guy Maddin and Panos Cosmatos
...I think it would work.
